Is This What Snow Angels Look Like?
We’ve been hit with about six inches of snow where I live. The roads are icy and the driveways and sidewalks need to be shoveled.
However, I haven’t seen any snow angels like this in my neighborhood!
Flies Really Do Like Poop
You know the expression, “Like flies on shit.”
Well, we’ve seen flies on dog poo. We’ve seen flies on discarded food in a park. We’ve never seen flies flock to the ass of a human being.
This lady must have a giant skid mark on her panties!
CSI Spoof
Geriatric Spiderman
I have a feeling his spidey sense hasn’t tingled without the help of viagra in a long time.
Twister Puts A Redneck’s Truck In A Tree
After a twister dumped his truck on the Wicked Squirrel of the East, Billy Bob put on a magical ruby flannel and followed the yellow dirt road.