Martha Stewart Didn’t Let Lesbians Having Sex Stop Her From Working Out
Remember when Martha Stewart was released from prison in 2005, looking good and ten pounds lighter? Well, it seems that Martha was very dedicated to her exercise routine.
A prison pal of Martha Stewart’s, Lisa Guarino, is telling the National Enquirer that she and Martha struck up a friendship while Martha was behind bars and would exercise together every night. The two were walking into the recreation room one night when Guarino noticed the lights were out, which was unusual. She peeked into the window and saw some lesbian inmates having sex. She warned Martha, telling her not to go in there, but Martha said it was their time to exercise. Martha threw the door open, turned on the light and said, ‘Chop! Chop! Ladies.’ The lesbians were angry and one threatened to kill Martha. Obviously, she didn’t.
Why is the prison pal talking now? She recently approached Martha for help with her medical bills (Guarino has breast cancer) and she claims that all she got in return was an autographed photo. So now she’s making money the old-fashioned way, by selling stories about the domestic diva.
Maybe Martha lost those ten pounds because she was running away from angry lesbians. That’s one way to get cardio!