Pork Brains Might Kill You
I don’t know why anyone would want to eat pork brains, but I guess there is a market for everything. With 1170% of your recommended daily value in cholesterol, Pork Brains in Milk Gravy just might kill you.
Shame On You, Hunters!
Did you get that, people? Meat from the store doesn’t come from animals.
Isn’t it a bit scary how stupid some people are?
Fresh F**king Pineapples
The ad copy writer wants you to know how fresh these fucking pineapples are!
Why some men have dogs and not wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
ShamWow Guy Arrested After a Hotel Brawl with a Prostitute
He’s known for hawking a super-absorbent towels on in commercials, but this pitch man found himself in hot water — without the aid of a ShamWow — last month.
ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested last month on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper/hooker, according to the Web site TheSmokingGun.com.
Police reports obtained by the site claim that Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for “straight sex.”
That’s went things took a turn.
Shlomi told police “that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go,” according to the report.
Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue, and then ran to the lobby to call police. Harris suffered several cuts and fractures to her face.
Police arrested Shlomi for punching Harris several times until she released his tongue. Both were busted for felony battery, but prosecutors dropped the case.