It’s Just The Air Escaping
I’ll Eat Your Baby
Baby Bologna
Video: Badass Baby
This baby runs the gauntlet from about to fall asleep, to rocking out hard, and then back to falling asleep. Also note the skull and bones pacifier…certified badass!
For A Better Start In Life Start COLA Earlier
The ad actually says:
For a better start in life start COLA earlier! How Soon Is Too Soon? Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and “fitting in” during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
- Promotes active lifestyle!
- Boosts personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!
The Soda Pop Board of America
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