Lady Who Paints With Her Boobies
I was happily scanning Ebay looking for lunatics selling creepy things when I came across a cool abstract painting with the luring caption “Painted entirely with my breasts – look at the photos!” Wow, really? Clearly the artist is communicating that she paints abstract artwork using her ta-tas and she has included photographic proof of such.
I clicked on the link to go to the auction and scrolled down expecting to see some crazy big boobies covered in paint, but then I see that the artist has posted this little contradictory message, “Please don’t bother asking for photos from the painting process. I am a real collectible, professional artist with real knowledge of color & composition.” The artist goes on to say that she also paints using other body parts, wind-up toys, and fruits and vegetables. Yes, I can see why she demands to be taken seriously.
Well, well, well. This is an interesting turn of events. Little-Miss-I-Make-Paintings-With-My-Enormous-Breasts is acting like a prude. The woman who says she paints with her “ladies” is offended by her pervert customers asking for proof of the process. What a tease. Tell the world that you paint with your boobies and then keep the evidence of the process to yourself. What’s the point of saying how you painted them then?