Snooki’s New Boyfriend Proposes
Who says romance is dead? Certainly not Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s latest juicehead boyfriend, who got down on one knee to milk his 15 minutes of fame on the cover of Steppin’ Out Magazine this month.
Unfortunate Movie Marquee Lineups
Knocked Up made every marquee a little more scandalous.
Goodyear District Manager Is Never Gonna Let You Down
Or give you up, or run around, or desert you, or make you cry, or say goodbye, or tell a lie, or hurt you… for that matter.
And The Phone Never Rang
Use heroin and are healthy? Then here’s a job for you. But remember, you must be a “healthy” heroin user (who reads the newspaper).
The Cover For Weezer’s Next Album
The album is called ‘Hurley’. This is the actual album cover.