Poem About Computer Spell Check
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Russell The Chubby Kid From ‘Up’ Kid In Real Life
Apparently this is the real life inspiration for the character of Russell – the young kid in Pixar’s Up. Also, just wondering, when did Citi start giving merit badges?
Christmas Joke Gone Wrong
Tiger Woods Jokes
Here is a list of Tiger Woods jokes that have gone viral.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
One of Jimmy Kimmel’s jokes: “The tabloids are chock full of stories about Tiger Woods and various women. He wrote on his Web site today that he was guilty of ‘transgressions’ – which is a classy way of saying some of his foursomes were actually threesomes.”
One of Jay Leno’s jokes: “This Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people. In fact, earlier today, Elizabeth Edwards went out and bought a new set of golf clubs. I didn’t even know that she played.”
Difference Between Bird Flu and Swine Flu
My doctor just told me the primary difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu.
With Bird Flu you need a tweetment, and with Swine Flu you need an oinkment.