Hitler Without The Mustache
And look at that purple suit!
WWII Scissors Beat Paper
Define Politics
Politics: Stemming from the root words “poly-” meaning many, and “tics” blood-suckers.
Fox News Question Of The Day
Another Fox News fail. Fox News wants to know how often you think about touching other people’s private parts.
Congresswoman’s Abandoned Car
After being defeated for reelection in 2006, Rep. Melissa Hart (R-PA) just up and left her old Volkswagen Jetta in a parking garage used by members of Congress. Meaning, our congresspeople write things like, “I wish my wife was this dirty,” or, “F-ing wash me!” on dirty car windows. You people are a bunch of goddamn third graders!