Top 10 Reasons Not to Advertise With Glenn Beck

August 28, 2009 by YourFunnyStuff ·
Filed under: Celebrity, Politics, Videos 

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After Glenn Beck called President Obama a racist, 36 companies have pulled their advertisements from his program. UPS has even gone as far as to pull advertising on all Fox networks. Looking over these highlights, you have to wonder why they didn’t get out sooner.

10. Glenn Beck says President Obama is a racist.

Beck claims that the President of the United States hates white people.

9. He’s a douchebag.

Beck does his best to thoroughly creep out US Weekly correspondent Dina Sansing by offering to take a few candid nude photos of her to spread around the office.

8. He thinks screaming like a toddler is acceptable behavior for an adult.

Glenn Beck chooses to use his big boy words when the discourse gets a little too intellectual. He then (naturally) defends his decision to Bill O’Reilly.

7. He wants America to get attacked by terrorists.

Beck and his guest, Michael Scheuer, think that we need another good, old-fashioned terrorist attacks to get us off our lazy, peaceful asses. All Americans, especially anyone who lost a loved one in 9/11 or because of the war, should be deeply offended by his remarks.

6. He won’t help a sick person who faints in front of him.

When guest David Buckner faints, Beck really isn’t sure how to handle the situation, but thinks that Buckner should probably just keep talking about banks or whatever anyways.

5. He suspects all Muslims are terrorists.

When Minnesota elected the first Muslim Congressman, Keith Ellison, Glenn Beck had him on to make sure he wasn’t one of those sneaky Al-Qaeda in disguise. So offensive.

4. He’s not convinced Obama’s not the Anti-Christ.

Seriously.

3. Beck tells viewers the key to America’s success is guidance from your God, or dinette set, or whatever it is you worship.

2. Glenn Beck makes fun of the handicapped.

Not only that, the handicapped woman he is making fun of is President Obama’s aunt of all people. Because…she deserves to be treated like that, Beck? If you remember #3 on our list, Beck was encouraging people to be spiritual. So quickly his tiny mind forgets how to treat people, or maybe he never knew.

1. The damn fake crying!

A lot of people think that his crying is a stunt he pulls to boost his ratings.