Reflexology Massage Slippers
Don’t step on the “Anus” and “Genital GLands” bulbs at the same time. It might sound fun, but it’s super messy.
Daniel Craig Popsicles
This week only (if you live in the UK): Daniel Craig’s rippled torso available for your licking pleasure. Only 100 calories!
Cuchini: The Camel Toe Eraser
Summer is just around the corner, ladies! If you want to eliminate the embarassing appearance of “camel toe” while wearing your bikini, then you better get your hands on the Cuchini – a brand new pad that “eliminates camel toe.”
Of course it eliminates camel toe! You’re shoving a BICYCLE SEAT down your underwear.
This is a real product! Here is the website.
Camel Toe Video
Poopy Time Fun Shapes
I only have one question. Are you shittin’ me?
A Great Gift For The Up-And-Coming Serial Killer
Does anyone else find the title of this book to be slightly oxymoronic?
If you can’t get enough of CSI, can’t stop watching those true crime mysteries on TruTV (like my mom) or are planning the perfect murder (hopefully, not like my mom), then Forensics for Dummies is the creepy book for you.
Forensics for Dummies: Perfect for the beginning serial killer or your loved one who can’t resist autopsies, blood spatter, and corpse identification. Available on Amazon for only $13.59.